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Mads Jones
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I just googled lobster cages and I hate thinking about sitting naked on one 😭😭 pls there's going to be some funky imprints on your arse
— Mar 18, 2026 02:19AM
Mads Jones
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Is she sat on the railings rn? Surely that's too unstable for what's going on 😭
— Mar 18, 2026 02:16AM
Mads Jones
is on page 298 of 416
Oh I didn't realise we were still wearing lifejackets 😭😭 surely they're not secured properly come on now
— Mar 18, 2026 02:14AM
Mads Jones
is on page 297 of 416
I looooove how upfront we're being with our feelings 🫰
— Mar 18, 2026 02:11AM
Mads Jones
is on page 184 of 416
Girl go into marketing!
Also what does this man look like because I have zero clue, he's just a plaid shirt and a big ❓
— Mar 16, 2026 03:39PM
Also what does this man look like because I have zero clue, he's just a plaid shirt and a big ❓
Mads Jones
is on page 153 of 416
Describing his beard as a "dead animal pelt on his face" isn't reading sarcastically but SURELY it is if she is attracted to him 😭😭😭
— Mar 16, 2026 02:50PM
