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UberApril is 17% done

Is the suitcase empty? No ransom money

— Mar 17, 2026 04:47PM

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UberApril’s Previous Updates

UberApril is 40% done

Why are they gonna shock a dog

— 8 hours, 53 min ago

UberApril is 28% done

Fruit twins are working for minegishi AND the unlucky assassin lol. Comedy of errors??

— 9 hours, 3 min ago

UberApril is 25% done

Alcohol addiction!! No cure

— Mar 18, 2026 04:23PM

UberApril is 23% done

Omg. UN troops didn't save them. Tutsi died v hutu

— Mar 18, 2026 02:43PM

UberApril is 8% done

Wtf. Why would he hurt a 6 yo!??

— Mar 16, 2026 08:21PM

UberApril is 4% done

Lmao!! Nanao has the worst luck

— Mar 16, 2026 08:05PM

UberApril is 4% done

Nooo!! Missing money. Dead son.

— Mar 15, 2026 09:36PM

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