AsiaLyn89’s Reviews > Too Old for This > Status Update

“Three people are dead and no one is banging on my door “

“ I hate winks, they are so ambiguous “

“ I did get angry, and we’ll look at me now. I’ve got a chopped up body in the freezer”

“Too many people are disappearing after they come to my house, correction- too many people are showing up at my house”
Lmaooo. Clearly they should have texted before coming

“I had to hit her twice more to be sure”

“Imagine dying while separating lights from darks”

Age is literally just a number. Cause ma’am. Please sip your tea and eat your cookies n stop killing people. Lmao

“Nothing is more dangerous than desperate”

“About time , Ive been wearing this outfit for 2 days”
Lmao.

“It’s not like they come tagged and barcoded”
Sister that’s the truth if I ever heard it