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Jonah Gold is on page 58 of 307

am i being pranked and punked rn?

— Mar 17, 2026 01:09PM

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Jonah Gold is on page 219 of 307

like i’m not scared of dying anymore cuz like i know i can’t handle it worse than artemio

— Mar 22, 2026 07:39AM

Jonah Gold is on page 200 of 307

— Mar 22, 2026 07:24AM

Jonah Gold is on page 140 of 307

loathe entirely

— Mar 19, 2026 08:57AM

Jonah Gold is on page 118 of 307

bitter sad pathetic old man

— Mar 18, 2026 02:20PM

Jonah Gold is on page 68 of 307

take a shot everytime the narration switches

— Mar 18, 2026 01:39PM

Jonah Gold is on page 30 of 307

what the actual fuckkkk am i reading dude come on

— Mar 17, 2026 06:46AM

Jonah Gold is starting

penis in the first sentence of the novel let’s gooooo

— Mar 17, 2026 06:14AM

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