Status Update

Bonnie is 10% done

5 chapters in and the anachronisms hurt already. “Vibes”? Really?

— Mar 17, 2026 12:19PM

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Bonnie’s Previous Updates

Bonnie is 54% done

Alright. I cannot. I need to walk away from this for now.

— Mar 19, 2026 09:22PM

Bonnie is 50% done

**it’s been 84 years**

— Mar 19, 2026 08:05PM

Bonnie is 39% done

Oh good. Let’s infantilize Poppy and backtrack the agency she had gained over the last few books.

— Mar 18, 2026 12:55PM

Bonnie is 37% done

Vedentia aka Hey Siri is the dumbest literary cheat code 🙄

— Mar 18, 2026 10:48AM

Bonnie is 36% done

I feel like I am hate reading at this point.

— Mar 17, 2026 10:07PM

Bonnie is 25% done

No way. No fucking way she just traveled to our world. Are you fucking kidding me.

— Mar 17, 2026 01:47PM

Bonnie is 22% done

Oh good. We’re sticking to the repeat everything 5 times like we had gong in Born of Blood and Ash 🙄

— Mar 17, 2026 12:21PM

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