Readergirl > Status Update

"I want the ability to fly!"
"I want the ability to be invisible!"

Okay but I want the ability to pause time SO I FRIGGIN READ MORE

...like I literally have no other reason I'd use it jst so I can.. yk...jst read more why haven't I been granted that superpower yet it's so harmless 🥹 (except for the books imma be devouring those then)