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“I wanted so badly to be a good boyfriend, not just good but faithful; at the same time, I wanted to live, and this, I felt — buzzed, downing a beer in the woods somewhere, pelted by falling acorns and pine cones, my loose dick tingling, thinking on the past, and hating myself a little but not too, too much, while owls hooted in the night—this, I felt, was living.”

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