Idalis’s Reviews > The Postman Always Rings Twice > Status Update

"Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny" GAGGED LMFAO

“I kissed her. Her eyes were shining up at me like two blue stars. It was like being in church.” TAKE ME TO CHURCH!

I'm barely 10 pages in and they're already at it LMAO I'm sat, thank you AWJ for the recommendation!