Vanshiai’s Reviews > The Princess Bride > Status Update

Okay , I am in a conundrum. Do I watch the movie or read the book? Help !!!!

Nobody takes out a sword nowadays and cries, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!”

Best part about reading decades old books? Randomly finding sources for various references.

Ps : Just screamed out loud. Really cackled like an old hag at 2 in the morning.

“Has it got any sports in it?”

“Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.”

“Sounds okay,”

No..... sounds FAN-F*ING-TASTIC
Sounds like MAGIC🪄✨🗡️

This is ridiculous 🤣
OMG I loveee it 😭🫶

This is seriously very weird guys....
Why is this book gaslighting me ? 😭
Made me skip 2 chapters without even realising.

Huh... So.... Seems like the intro and preface that I skipped thinking it was just the author babbling weren't meant to be skipped, it IS part of the book.

So... Time to go back ig. Wow. Strangest thing to happen while reading a book. (Aside from the time when I spoiled The orient express and was galloping like a mad hound while reading caraval )

Usually the laughter would give way to insult. She paid them no mind. If they grew too damaging, the farm boy handled things, emerging silently from his hovel, thrashing a few of them, sending them flying.

She never failed to thank him when he did this. “As you wish” was all he ever answered.

So. What do I do with my heart now?

But, like it or not, things were beginning to happen. Shortly before her sixteenth birthday, Buttercup realized that it had now been more than a month since any girl in the village had spoken to her. She had never much been close to girls,

Racism ✅
So naturally the next step is 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
MISOGYNY. ( Vindictive jealous girls , y'all !!! )

“Farm Boy, fetch me this”; “Get me that, Farm Boy—quickly, lazy thing, trot now or I’ll tell Father.”

“As you wish.” That was all he ever answered.

“As you wish.” Fetch that, Farm Boy. “As you wish.” Dry this, Farm Boy. “As you wish.”

My first introduction to The Princess Bride y'all .

There have only been eleven perfect complexions in all of India since accurate accounting began

Wow. So, tf do I say to that?
Can people please stop f*ing attacking people for no reason .
Reasonably , I am upset.