مروہ’s Reviews > Juniper Bean Resorts to Murder > Status Update

“You’re allowed to love someone while also being glad they’re no longer part of your life. You can understand why someone treats you badly while also refusing to allow them to treat you that way. Those things are okay. ”

“Did you kill my father-in-law?”

Juniper pls 🙏🏻 come collect your man

“MY FATHER-IN-LAW IS INSANE. WHAT SORT OF FAMILY ARE WE MARRYING INTO?”

😭 someone pls stop him

“Insane. He’s insane. And—holy crap—he might be my father-in-law one day.”

Aiden 😭 for the love of God

“It’s too late. We are one. We are Aidiper.”

OH GOD—

“Now pass the chips, Junipaide.”

🤣

“Do you realize, that we are this close to Aidiper territory?”

😭 that’s my ship

“I care about those things. And caring…it’s scary.”

“Next time you’re going to do research for a novel, tell me first,” he says. “So I can have the fire department ready.”

“It isn’t coincidence, is it?”