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Marina is 23% done

“I rubbed at my eyes and flipped him off with both my middle fingers. When he didn’t react, I remembered he was blind and whispered, “fuck you.”“

This actually killed me ☠️

— Mar 15, 2026 11:37PM

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Marina’s Previous Updates

Marina is 55% done

— 5 hours, 43 min ago

Marina is 52% done

— Mar 21, 2026 11:41PM

Marina is 51% done

— Mar 21, 2026 12:32AM

Marina is 50% done

— Mar 20, 2026 12:20AM

Marina is 47% done

“What the actual fuck are you saying? He held your legs as they drowned you! my rational inner voice pointed out.
But he’s so perfect, and he apologized, my dumb bitch side argued back.”
Aran, you’re so real for this.

— Mar 19, 2026 11:52PM

Marina is 36% done

The boys are back

— Mar 18, 2026 12:17AM

Marina is 34% done

“The three kings were completely fine, which made my petty ass seethe with annoyance. Not a single broken bone or latent sexually transmitted disease.”
lol

— Mar 17, 2026 11:56PM

Marina is 32% done

Lmaooo

— Mar 17, 2026 12:08AM

Marina is 23% done

This is giving Mulan vibes in the sense that these men seem to be falling for what they think is a cute twink, but it’s actually a woman in drag.

— Mar 15, 2026 12:11AM

Marina is 19% done

Ouch.

— Mar 13, 2026 11:38PM