Vladimir (mecha_yota) Altukhov’s Reviews > Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World > Status Update

You horny dude, you hopelessly perverted male, you kinky creature, you clinical fetishist, you shameless sexualizer, you restless wet dreamer, you clockwork onanist, you ogling voyeurist, you pubic hair connoisseur, you itchy-balls assaulter, you ill-minded comparativist, you misogynist cliche, you dick-driven predator, you ass-focused yapper, you orgasm-seeking voyager. Haruki, my man, just... have a wank, idk.