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“Sleep well, my lady.”
Fuck off.
I shut the door in his face, locked it, and heard him chuckling on the other side. I pulled my dress strings sort, dropped the gown on the floor, and collapsed into my bed. Sushi immediately curled up by my feet.
“If he comes into the room, bite him,” I told her. “I’m counting on you.”
I closed my eyes and passed out.
🤣🤣🤣

Whaaaaaat the fuck?!! 😮😮😮😮

😔ooof.
Chapter 22 is heavy.

Fish mystery ✅
😂😂😂

“The two men stared at each other, both with their faces covered and their hands not too far from their swords. I had landed in the middle of a medieval spy thriller.”

“I was never a social butterfly and the few friendships I built in college just kind of faded out. I’d dated but never found someone I wanted to stay with. That was fine. I wasn’t pulling my hair out in despair, but occasionally I became aware that it was just me and four walls.”

“She texted me the next day saying that there was a teller opening at her bank. I thanked her and told her I already had a job. She didn’t text back.

She thought I needed help and was trying to rescue me. I appreciated that but I wished she had invited me to catch up over lunch instead. I didn’t need another job but I could’ve used a friend.”

“And the fighters clashed, writing poetry with motion and blade.”

“I hammered him like he was a flying cockroach trapped with me a shower.” 🤣🤣🤣😂