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Unexpected: Spread Me is a novel about the cost of sexual repression. Ish.

There actually isn't even a lot of like, sloppy gay transgender sex in here, though. The way people were talking, I assumed it was like Darva Green levels of fucking. Not so...

"Nothing, she thinks, could fuck her well enough to make that acceptable."

Toxic T2 bacteriophage romance :(

You *should* have known sooner, Kinsey, but you were too horny to think, apparently!

Omg Kinsey nooooo! The phantasm is trying to consume you!!!! Don't let her eyefuck you smh!!!!

Yeag........ (cw needles)

"She bites back the memory of how much they'd seemed to enjoy the penetration of the wide-bore needle as it slid into the moist cavern of their body."

Lol, lmao even. "Way too deep", she says. Oh, I'll faint, it's all too much!

They grin, give *a sinuous little writhe*! Premium descriptors and moods, here.

Domino acting all horny and sultry, and Kinsey being all conflicted and embarrassed absolutely rules. Idk, it's just the "See anything you like?" and then the whole team acts weirded out while Kinsey secretly tries not to act seduced. The interpersonal crossed wires, lol.

""Well?” They look up at her with unadulterated hope. "Do you like that?"

Kinsey wishes she didn't."

Everyone is just a coward, this shit rules, lmao.

Even though it makes for good comedy, I'm not personally hot on this book's particular sexual terms.