Johanna’s Reviews > In the Kingdom of Ice: The Grand and Terrible Polar Voyage of the USS Jeannette > Status Update
Johanna
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Hm if I needed eye surgery in the arctic in the 1880s I’d tell them to just kill me instead I think 🤮
— Mar 11, 2026 06:47PM
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Johanna
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Brother’s stronger than me I don’t think I’d want to go back to the arctic after all that shit
— Mar 13, 2026 04:50AM
Johanna
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The emotional rollercoaster of all the loved ones must have been torturous
— Mar 13, 2026 04:10AM
Johanna
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I know it’s real life but there’s a beautiful literary feel to both parties thinking they were the only ones to survive. If the third boat also survived and thought the other two didn’t that would be so satisfying
— Mar 13, 2026 03:12AM
Johanna
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I can’t imagine how incredible they felt after meeting someone who at least knew kinda what the fuck was going on
— Mar 13, 2026 02:55AM
Johanna
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No 😭😭😭 I mean if I was starving I’d eat a dog too but I really want this one shipwreck to have the dog survive 😭😭😭
— Mar 13, 2026 02:22AM
Johanna
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Never✍️get✍️rid✍️of✍️the✍️sleds✍️or✍️dogs✍️if✍️u✍️can✍️help✍️it✍️✍️✍️
— Mar 13, 2026 12:59AM
Johanna
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Kinda crazy that everyone made it thru the lead poisoning and starvation and drinking brackish water
— Mar 13, 2026 12:44AM

