Johanna’s Reviews > In the Kingdom of Ice: The Grand and Terrible Polar Voyage of the USS Jeannette > Status Update
Johanna
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Same thing happened to Shackleton ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ someone’s gotta be the first to disprove the tropical polar continents
— Mar 11, 2026 05:32AM
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Johanna
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Brother’s stronger than me I don’t think I’d want to go back to the arctic after all that shit
— 6 hours, 39 min ago
Johanna
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The emotional rollercoaster of all the loved ones must have been torturous
— 7 hours, 19 min ago
Johanna
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I know it’s real life but there’s a beautiful literary feel to both parties thinking they were the only ones to survive. If the third boat also survived and thought the other two didn’t that would be so satisfying
— 8 hours, 17 min ago
Johanna
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I can’t imagine how incredible they felt after meeting someone who at least knew kinda what the fuck was going on
— 8 hours, 34 min ago
Johanna
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No 😭😭😭 I mean if I was starving I’d eat a dog too but I really want this one shipwreck to have the dog survive 😭😭😭
— 9 hours, 8 min ago
Johanna
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Never✍️get✍️rid✍️of✍️the✍️sleds✍️or✍️dogs✍️if✍️u✍️can✍️help✍️it✍️✍️✍️
— 10 hours, 30 min ago
Johanna
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Kinda crazy that everyone made it thru the lead poisoning and starvation and drinking brackish water
— 10 hours, 45 min ago

