Dab’s Reviews > Love Song > Status Update
Dab
is 11% done
Oh no, he’s a smoker 🤮 and he drinks at 11 in the morning… so far I’m not in love
— Mar 10, 2026 02:14PM
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Dab’s Previous Updates
Dab
is 39% done
Isn’t it romantic—he hooked up with someone else, but HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HER THE WHOLE TIME! Imagine that.
— Mar 11, 2026 02:09PM
Dab
is 32% done
🚨Song lyrics alert! Song lyrics alert! SONG LYRICS WRITTEN INTO A BOOK! Help, I’m cringing to death! 😩
— Mar 11, 2026 01:24PM
Dab
is 19% done
Why are they only talking about sex and flashing each other, what is this book 😭
— Mar 11, 2026 07:17AM
Dab
is 13% done
We hooked up a few times last summer, but I cut it off after she told me she was falling for me. They always fucking fall for me. the guy’s a dream
— Mar 10, 2026 02:37PM
