ja’net 𓏲ּ𝄢’s Reviews > Valley of the Dolls > Status Update

honestly anne is lowkey a stuck up snob who only thinks about herself buuuuuuut but lyon is untrustworthy—the only people i like right now are neely and jennifer (which makes sense as to why they casted sharon tate, who was known to be outrageously attractive and a sweetheart just like ms. north)

i don’t see anything wrong with the way anne and allen broke up


she told him repeatedly that she didn’t love him, she wanted to be a working girl, and she didn’t want to get married—he proceeded to slap a ring on her finger and parade her around new york like a shiny wife robot. cheating is only cheating if both people are in a relationship…

“ho… the things that you lied about… ever pertaining to your mom…”

- Nicki Minaj

so she was horny… just not for her fiancé… got you, got you…

if i was anne, i’d move to the middle of nowhere and avoid every single one of them

i took a nap and now i’m wide awake trying to chip away at the length of this


i kinda agree with neely—we really don’t know who helen lawson is just yet. but i like that. i like that the writing has some subtle noir tones and there’s definitely a pinky hue in my mind when i’m reading

so helen isn’t bipolar???

just a couple pages while i was waiting on my mcdonald’s breakfast on my way to work


helen sounds like a a hollywood star starting to fade away—old, arrogant, and desperate to cling to her youth by getting rid of the young women who are keen on replacing her. i have empathy for her, but sympathy is another thing.

i would read more but i have work in the morning and i just finished streaming beyond the valley of the dolls for my all-girl stoner discord stoner so i’m pretty beat


also, anne, you’re not fooling anybody—you do not want that man. shame. if i was her, i’d feel like i hit the powerball.