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OMG SHE WAS EVEN ON THE HANDHELD. THATS WHY HE WAS SO PROTECTIVE OF IT WOAHHHHH. Also they actually addressed this too!!!!!!!!!

Ok I forgive Chloe Gong for writing all the characters with the same personalities. Turns out it was very intentional and very VERY cool. This ending is crazy. I can’t believe Nik technically WAS using an AI chatbot. EVERYONE IS AI!!!!

Im so bored of this book. There is NO reason why it should be this long 😒 I hate big books. Also literally nothing has even happened. I wish we’d get more scenes with Eirale and Nik without Miz and Blare. Ugh there hasn’t even been a crumb of romance. Im so boreddddddd

This book is reminding me of the Lunar Chronicles. Also Im enjoying the whole Project Wit plot line.

Kieran is so unfunny too. Like wdym he sent a voice recording of him taking a long sigh and saying sorry. Just imagine him recording that in his room omg. Also I never thought I’d see a book character use the word bruh. The writing style this author uses for her TikTok is really manifesting in this book…

I really hope this author isn’t queer because some of these comments shes made would be very awkward otherwise 😭 Like how did two characters talk about being non binary on THE SAME PAGE 😭 Of course we also had the Sassy Lesbian Bestfriend that manages to sneak into every book as well…Everyone has the same (awful) sense of humour and thoughts. It’s driving me insane.

This is my fav kind of dual pov 🤗 I don’t really like the setting of this book but whatever. I’ve been imagining two characters as James and Rosabelle cause it’s literally them. This book is funny but these jokes are a bit cringey too 😭 I really hope this author isn’t afraid to go a bit darker and that this won’t end up like Renegades.