🍋•*Zoey*•🍋’s Reviews > The Ballad of Never After > Status Update

What the frick did I just read I’m screaming, I’m crying, Im sitting on my floor back against the door contemplating my life choices WHAT THE ACTUAL F DID I JUST READ? A CURSE FOR TRUE IS GOING TO DESTROY ME

Of course that scene happens while Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers is playing😭😭
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOURE CRYING✋

“If you care about Jacks, the best thing you can do for him is let him go.”
NEVER
yk the sad thing is Jacks was warning us and Eva about what was going to happen to whole time… but did we listen… nOoOooO

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like “I want to return to the moment I met Donatella.”

WTH WTH WTH

JACKS WTF U MEAN YOU “Don’t want to open it at all.” IS THAT NOT THE WHOLE POINT OF WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING THESE WHOLE TWO BOOKS SO WTH DUDE

“Where were you?”
“ I was killing innocent maidens and kicking puppies.”
“Jacks that’s not funny.”
Eva why are we lying it was kinda funny

Maybe the reason Jacks wants to open the Valory Arch so bad is because there’s apples inside…
Idk what’s inside just thoughts😭

“The stone affects everyone,’ he said
‘It didn’t do anything to me,’ chimed Jacks.
‘Only because the luck stone makes people reckless, and you’re always reckless’”
I mean… he’s not wrong😭😭😭

number one- I freaking love LaLa
number two- you could never make me hate Jacks
numero three- Evangeline should just open the dam arch (I trust LaLa guys)
That’s all😛