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Carmen Joachim is 6% done
“It’s nice to believe promises, even empty ones in cute typefaces on the backs of little cardboard packages. Especially those ones. There’s something about how assured they are in those pretty little fonts that feels more credible than the ones coming out of people’s mouths.”
Mar 05, 2026 07:46PM
Half His Age

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Carmen Joachim
Carmen Joachim is 61% done
“I should've never told her. It was a moment of weakness. That's the problem with pain. It rattles you. Makes you lose sight of yourself and lean on
the wrong people. The people who pervert being leaned on.”
-Waldo
Mar 12, 2026 08:51AM
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Carmen Joachim
Carmen Joachim is 24% done
“…but that I don't really feel much of a connection with anyone here so I'm left with that funny feeling that happens when you spend a supposedly intimate occasion with people you don't feel any genuine intimacy with. That strange, gnawing feeling, equal parts hollow and lonely and wistful, with a tinge of irritability underneath. Craving something more. But accepting that this is it.”
-Waldo
Mar 07, 2026 10:09AM
Half His Age


Carmen Joachim
Carmen Joachim is 15% done
Not the tropical Tums bottle… 😂🫣
Mar 06, 2026 05:07PM
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