Simone’s Reviews > The Lady's Guide to Petticoats and Piracy > Status Update
Simone
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Even if Platt doesn't marry Johanna, he's not likely going to let Felicity go, or did she already forget about his plans to extort her dad?!!
— Mar 02, 2026 05:14PM
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Simone
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"I want my life to be messy and ugly and wicked and wild and I want to feel it all. All those things that women are made to believe they are strange for harboring in their hearts and I want to surround myself with those same strange wicked women who throw themselves open to all the wondrous things the world has to offer."
— Mar 04, 2026 08:23PM
Simone
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"In the company of women like this, sharp edged as raw diamonds but with soft hands and hearts. Not strong in spite of anything, but powerful because of everything, I feel invincible."
"We are mountains, or perhaps temples with foundations that could outlast time itself."
— Mar 04, 2026 08:08PM
"We are mountains, or perhaps temples with foundations that could outlast time itself."
Simone
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"A reminder of the strange things the ocean grows. All the mysteries of the world we still don't know. Questions we haven't even thought to ask."
— Mar 04, 2026 06:39PM
Simone
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"This dangerous, gorgeous, wildfire of a woman." -Felicity thinking of Sim
"Just because you've never seen me cleaned up, doesn't mean I can't lean deeply into the princess part of my piracy." -Sim
I love the picture Sim paints of a possible future for the two of them.
— Mar 04, 2026 06:33PM
"Just because you've never seen me cleaned up, doesn't mean I can't lean deeply into the princess part of my piracy." -Sim
I love the picture Sim paints of a possible future for the two of them.
Simone
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I love how protective and dare I say, almost sweet, Monty has become over Felicity!
— Mar 04, 2026 12:23PM
Simone
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"But I am a wildflower and will stand against the gales. Rare and uncultivated. Difficult to find, impossible to forget."
— Mar 04, 2026 12:15PM
Simone
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"I should've known I wasn't a forest fire, but a small flame that could be snuffed out easily by the first man who turned my way with a heavy breath. There is no winning for women in this world. I was foolish to think there ever could be for me."
— Mar 02, 2026 04:27PM
Simone
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Why didn't they just LISTEN to Sim & DESTROY the map! If Felicity had just let Sim take it in the first place & not led Platt straight to Johanna, when she so OBVIOUSLY didn't want him to know where she was, none of this would be happening! She let her ambition cloud her judgment.
— Mar 02, 2026 03:36PM
Simone
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Johanna clearly loves animals and yet even she thinks it's okay to sacrifice "a few" to better understand them. I highly doubt she'd feel the same way if someone asked her to sacrifice her dog Max for the same reason! I just can't justify animal cruelty for any reason.
— Mar 02, 2026 03:14PM

