Mara’s Reviews > The Princess Bride: S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure > Status Update

“I got a cold wife” 🖕🖕🖕

“I got a fat spoiled son” 😑😑😑 For God’s sake, this Goldman guy is a fucking dick. I just want to read the story but his stupid fucking introductions and little commentaries are pissing me off because his comments about his son and former wife disgust me. Stupid fuck 😡 How could you write that?

Jesus I FINALLY got to chapter 1 😮‍💨

Why the fuck is the first 30 pages all Goldman’s life? Like I don’t want to read about his weird ogling of the starlet when he’s married. Jesus, it’s gonna take me forever just to read the 15 pages to get to the main story. If it’s too much, I might need to skim as a last resort.