Status Update

Ashley is 32% done

Like any other subpar, derivative work, we already have some of the greatest romance tropey hits!
- MC’s instalust
- WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!
- “There’s more to FE/MC than meets the eye~”
- repetitive lore, exposition, & internal struggle against sudden feeling dumps
- forbidden romance
- touch her & I’ll kill you
- teach FEMC to fight —> straddling —> Kiss
Surprised there’s no Only One Bed yet…

— Feb 28, 2026 11:32AM

White Horse Black Nights (The Godkissed Bride, #1)

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Ashley’s Previous Updates

Ashley is 43% done

“🥺👉👈 uwu, Basten-senpai, will you tell me how you’d deflower me so I’ll know what to expect from Rian-sama???”
On its own, it’s not a bad scene. But it’s at the 40% mark in book 1. I don’t give a flippity floppity fuck about these cardboard cutout dunderheads with the interiority of a potato chip.

— Mar 03, 2026 03:12PM

Ashley is 6% done

…..*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH*
This better get fucking nuts, Lauren.

— Feb 26, 2026 09:24AM