Jaycie’s Reviews > Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating > Status Update
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“I want like 17 kids” “ I like babying things” OH BROTHER THIS GIRL STINKS 😡
— Feb 27, 2026 06:28AM
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Jaycie
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OMG I can't even with this. An accidental pregnancy, she's supposedly nine weeks and the ultrasound shows a tiny head, arms, and legs! It must be a miracle because NINE WEEKS ! It would not look like that at NINE WEEKS
-- this is messed up
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-- this is messed up
Jaycie
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ok so this isn't going great. We're already tearing down a woman for enjoying fashion, silly rom-com movies, and let me check my note... ah, right, having interests that aren't male-centered. RIGHT
— Feb 27, 2026 05:18AM
Jaycie
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I already HATE THIS -- what do you mean this girl is 5'4 and 110lbs and also soooooo quirky but no one cares how obnoxious she is ALSO ALSO ALSO was is it so important to mention her weight and height what the hell is wrong with this
— Feb 26, 2026 08:06PM
