Caroline > Status Update

I’m too scared to read it💀

I’m interested

What is it about??

It's... concerning to say the least 💀💀
There's lots of murders, divorces, love at first sight, entire planets being destroyed and only chickens surviving, and people being pushed into the Grand Canyon-

I am REALLY confused

Y’all should be scared

Okay, soo… here it is (She was writing it as bad as possible but still…)

‘hi I am Fred.’ I say and I look at the other person who is standing by another person by another person. Fred walked out the door and Fred saw a chess piece and then it hit him. “Don’t hit me.” I say inside a frown. Another persons best friedns wife’s grandmas aunts sons 19 year old son walked over to me and says, “hey.” I say hey back just to be nice I ask what the persons name is who said hey. The person said “my name is Jaxson. I have a problem.’ Fred frowned and almost cried with feeling bad for his new friend. “My friend, what is you problem!” Jaxson says something back, a fun gun his hand. “I want you out of here. You are really annoying and weird and gross. You haven’t showered in two years.’ Full of crying and tears Fred walked out of the room. I was really sad and crying backseat of what he said to me so I walked out of the room. As I walked out I cried. Because I was sad. My name is Fred if I didn’t say yet. Fred walks out of the room and closed the door. When he walks out he saw a girl about his age and she was watching Taylor swift. He had a huge crush on her the second he saw her sitting there watching Taylor swift. His heart fluttered like a butterfly and his cheeks turned pink like a tomaoe. He wanted to marry her. He knew he does. He went over to her and says “you are so pretty. I really love you. Do you want be my girlfriend?” He wanted to marry her. He decided he would marry her. He got down on one knee and said “whatever your name is. Will you marry me?” Dhe said “HELL NO I COULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND. I’m no pet I’m a married girl.” He started crying because he was really sad that she said no. “You can get divorced! Don’t you love me.” She says no. Again. Ge remembered he WASNT even old enough to marry. He was only 17. So he was sad that he got gis age wrong. He cried again and then someone walked up behind him and shot him. Blood poured out and he died. He was on the floor and everyone thought it was that girl who killed him but it was Jaxson. It turns out Jaxson was married to that girl. That girls name is Anna. She is married to Jaxson. He killed Fred. It was okay though because he was just protecting Anna. But when he realized that there was a camera, he layed down on the floor because a police would find him. A police ran inside the building and sees Jaxson laying on the floor. He thought Jaxson was dead and he though Anna killed Jaxson and Fred so he arrested her and now Jaxson is free and Anna is in jail. Jaxson married a new girl and named her Katie. Because he always wanted to name someone Katie. He was smiling with happiness when he didn’t need to go to jail. One day, a police came over to him with a phone and a new girl. He divorced katie the second he saw the new girl and married her. He smiled when he qwas happy and her name was Lilia. She had a baby and names him mark. But then she accidentally dropped mark and he died. She was really sad and cried and then because Lila killed Mari Jaxson was so mad that he killed Lila and pushed her off a cliff. He said that she went missing so fbi investigated and never found her. One day Jaxson saw her on the bottom of a clifff crying for help. He was scared that she would live and would report him. It was the Grand Canyon that he pushed her off of. But she somehow lives. So he got his gun abd shot her and this time she dies. He was happy. And then a ufo falls out of the sky and landed on his head. He gets a concussion but the aliens kidnapped him and brought him home to their planet that they they named as Asholickem. He was scared and couldn’t breathe because the oxygen tasted diffentt in his lungs. But he married an alien and kills her by pushing her off the planet when she said that he killed her son but she killed her own son so he didn’t trust her. It was a flat planet just like earth. They saw that no one ever went on the moon before so they did. The walk in the moon. Just as they walked on the moon everyone lived happily ever after and no one died. But then a huge big meteor drops and kills everyone. The earth and moon and Asholidkem were all melt and people were all dead. It was sad but there were no living things any more. There WASNT even water. There was only chickens that live on the stars in the sky. But the sky and stars and everything was gone. The end

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

oki im brain dead now

Kayleigh(Kay) wrote: "I’m too scared to read it💀"

You should be.....

Explauren wrote: "I’m interested"

......you are?

•Ellery• wrote: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

oki im brain dead now"

😭😭😭

Lillian wrote: "It's... concerning to say the least 💀💀
There's lots of murders, divorces, love at first sight, entire planets being destroyed and only chickens surviving, and people being pushed into the Grand Can..."

And it's wore than it sounds......

Caroline wrote: "Lillian wrote: "It's... concerning to say the least 💀💀
There's lots of murders, divorces, love at first sight, entire planets being destroyed and only chickens surviving, and people being pushed in..."

Worse*

...

I'm traumatized and have so many questions
BUT THERE WAS AN EPIC REF!!!
I give this story an 8 solely bc of epic and the chickens

Sophie [semi-hiatus] wrote: "I'm traumatized and have so many questions
BUT THERE WAS AN EPIC REF!!!
I give this story an 8 solely bc of epic and the chickens"

Those are the ONLY good parts

my head hurts,
but your sister has a great imagination!

So. Your sister. She isn’t planning… to publish this… is she…

Oh my gosh

Oh... um...that's great!

@Sarah
It sounds like an Eleanor we know!

@Izzy, ikr! I could totally imagine her writing smth like that

I want toooo!!

Sarah wrote: "@Izzy, ikr! I could totally imagine her writing smth like that"

Yes!