sonya⁷ ꩜.ᐟ’s Reviews > The Iliad > Status Update

personally i can't think about the fact that no one has even passingly mentioned the fact that patroclus isn't fighting and is instead staying w achilles for too long or i will actually explode. like yeah ofc he's with achilles in his tent. where else would he be?? why in the world wouldn't he be fighting if achilles isn't with him?? kms. soulmates vro

im giggling so bad achilles rly hit them w the “oh so NOW you need my help?? i thought you were doing js fine w that whole ass wall around ur ships…. but— oh what’s that?? you can’t stop the onslaught of hector w/o me?? right right….” DIVA

why did i not realize achilles does genuinely NOTHING for the first 15+ books until patroclus dies 😭😭 like is it that serious??
how can you still be aristos achaeon if you did NOTHING the whole war vro 💔 by the time he killed hector troy was falling alr

everyone in this bitch is so petty