Landon's mouse ’s Reviews > Dreams of a Dark Warrior > Status Update
Landon's mouse
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When he sat on a nearby boulder, pulling up one knee to unlace a boot, that eight-pack of his rippled.
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OMG SAY NO MORE DAMNN
— 16 hours, 35 min ago
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OMG SAY NO MORE DAMNN
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Landon's mouse ’s Previous Updates
Landon's mouse
is 30% done
“I don’t have the time or patience for games. Now, tel me, why do you … glow?”
“I touched a radioactive alien cock once.”
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that was the final shot
— Feb 24, 2026 07:23PM
“I touched a radioactive alien cock once.”
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that was the final shot

