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"Must we really endure a vampire's opinions on theology?"
"Or law," added Baptiste. "I spent two months arguing a case before magistrates in Navarre, so I feel I've got one foot in the profession."
"Like every other," observed the baron.
"How many feet can one woman have?" asked Vigga, and she laughed. Alone.
I laughed 🥲
— Feb 25, 2026 08:05PM
"Or law," added Baptiste. "I spent two months arguing a case before magistrates in Navarre, so I feel I've got one foot in the profession."
"Like every other," observed the baron.
"How many feet can one woman have?" asked Vigga, and she laughed. Alone.
I laughed 🥲
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"I've yet to see a gate to hell turn out well." Vigga sadly shook her head. "Makes you wonder why they keep opening the bastards."
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"Jakob of Thorn was, as Baptiste had put it, dead as fuck. He still had the bloody rent in his gambeson that Marcian's mortal thrust had left, not to mention two arrows sticking through his body. Yet there he stood, impossibly upright, with the expression or a furious achoolmaster dressing down a wayward pupil."
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"... what, specifically, became of my predecessor?”
“She’s dead.”
“Dead?”
“As fuck. She’s dead as fuck.”
— Jan 30, 2026 06:22PM
“She’s dead.”
“Dead?”
“As fuck. She’s dead as fuck.”
