Lauren’s Reviews > The Girl in the Tower > Status Update

I-
A KISS?!?!?! EH???? GIRL KISS HIM BACK OR I WILL PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY AND DO IT MYSELF

OMMMGGG IS HE GONNA HAVE TO LOSE HIS IMMORTALITY TO BE WITH HER STOOPP THIS ISNT EVEN A ROMANCE PLZ DONT HURT MEEE IM FRAGILE 😭😭😭

Change the font to the book so now it’s not FREAKING 500 pages but now my pages are messed up 🥲 feeling like a granny BUT at least I know I have better survival instincts than VASYA over here

“There was something in his face she did not understand” LOVE!! ITS LOVE! LONGING! YEARNING!!! ALL OF THE ROMANTIC THINGS YA DUMMY

Waaaiiittt I’m gonna cry 😭😭😭 “I just want you to think of me sometimes . When the snowdrops have bloomed and the snow has melted.” AAAHHHHHHH IM GUTTED IF SHE WONT KISS YOU MOROZKO I WILL

This ice man is so dang FOINNNEEEE 😭😭😭😭 I want a man to carve a comb from ice for me that sparkles like DIAMONDS

Must they always speak of how “ugly” she is 😭😭😭

Konstantin is such a 🐶 boy I do not like him. Finds a girl attractive and calls her a witch and tried to get her killed but denies his attraction… GET A LIFE!!! YOU A PRIEST BUT DANG THIS AINT NO FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT

LENT MENTION!!! HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY

She’s BAAAAaaaaCCCCCCkkkkkk