inês’s Reviews > Save Me > Status Update

40 pages left. Gotta abort mission though, gotta pretend to work tomorrow morning.

Might as well pull out now 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

“Hello? If I’m going to lose my virginity anyway, then yes please to doing so in Oxford.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I don’t know what I did to deserve this. Not a clue. Perhaps that’s what people call karma. Goes something like: Hey, is your whole life going to shit? Well, to make up for that, here’s the most amazing girl in the world. She’s forgiven you and likes you and even though you don’t deserve it, she’s letting you get her undressed.
Or something."

Or something 😂

I know what I want 🤚

Its sole purpose is to be slapped 😂

"Fuck’s sake, is she trying to kill me?"

Yes ✋🙂‍↕️✋

“I’ve wanted to do that for so long,” she replies, giving me a slap.

Absolute menace 😂😳🫢

Oh that man is fucked 😂

She's a menace, I love her 😂

Jesus Christ Ruby 🫣