Lyndi W.’s Reviews > When Sparks Fly > Status Update

That, too.

"I know that yesterday was scary, but it was probably some random thing. There’s no reason for someone to be stalking me." You're right, he's not stalking you - he's trying to kill you, dumbass! This girl is killin' me.

When she finally did find a man, she planned to keep him. That way, she’d only have to train a husband once.

Gem still hadn’t made up her mind about the aliens as a group. Sometimes they came in as customers, and those who spent money behaved…for the most part. There had once been a drunk who changed into a three-headed serpent and puked all over the floor.