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“Is it your first time?”
I blink at him. “Breathing?”

Girl... 🤣

“He’s as towering as a Greenlandic mountain range”

“He looks like a corporate version of Thor. Like Platinum Ragnarok.”

“Like his ancestors frolicked below the aurora borealis on their way to funding Ikea.”

😂😂😂

"Because such is the way of the universe: it’s full of bad, sad, upsetting, unfair, enraging circumstances.”