Elizabeth’s Reviews > The Tempest Blade > Status Update

oh whoops that was meant to be at 75% but was so angry forgot to update my progress

WHAT I SAID BACK AT 18% BUT TENFOLD BC WHAT THE FUCK???

it’s probably got to keep getting worse before it gets better huh

finger fucking someone (three fingers!!!) while they’re slung over your shoulder and you’re walking through the jungle sounds like a NIGHTMARE, a logistical nightmare

what do you mean she’s EXPOSED, in the JUNGLE? WHERE THERE ARE SNAKES

i forgot how funny (scary) nana is

the dog’s collar was hers i bet money

i have HALF of this book left????

less sex, more plot plz

DAMMIT

how do they come back from this tho