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“The last time I’d had an arranged meeting with humans they kidnapped Mandan and blew me up. This could hardly be worse” Self aware kings x2
— Feb 21, 2026 10:35AM
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Mika
is on page 140 of 158
“I was just as shit at being a security consultant as any human.”
— 14 hours, 38 min ago
Mika
is on page 122 of 158
¿¿¿PERO POR QUÉ TIENE SEXBOTS EN VEZ DE SECUNITS??? ¿Y POR QUÉ LOS MANDA A “NEGOCIAR”? No mames, nada que ver una cosa con la otra.
— 14 hours, 58 min ago
Mika
is on page 114 of 158
“Our moms always said that fear was an artificial condition. It’s imposed from the outside, so it’s possible to fight it. You should do the things you are afraid of.” Well, TU MAMÁ NO SE REFERÍA A ESTO, VIEJO BABOSO.
— 15 hours, 6 min ago
Mika
is on page 111 of 158
“I felt this would be the point where a human would sigh, so I sighed” me si tuviera la paciencia infinita de Murderbot.
— 15 hours, 11 min ago
Mika
is on page 111 of 158
Les quiero dar un ZAPE! Te está diciendo que se vayan, los intentan matar DOS VECES y “se queda que por qué si les van a regresar los archivos”, HERMOSO, NI TU EX TE MINTIÓ TANTO.
— 15 hours, 13 min ago
Mika
is on page 87 of 158
“He was lucky I wasn’t a lot annoyed” Dice cuando le acaba de romper el cuello, vaya.
— 18 hours, 37 min ago
Mika
is on page 41 of 158
“I didn’t have any parts related to sex and I liked it that way” my asexual king dices tú
— Feb 21, 2026 10:26AM
