Hazel (my girlfriend's version)’s Reviews > On the Origin of Species > Status Update

“ A man must for years examine for himself great piles of superimposed strata, and watch the sea at work grinding down old rocks and making fresh sediment, before he can hope to comprehend any- thing of the lapse of time, the monuments of which we
see around us

“ the hen gives the danger-chuckle,”

LMAO 😭

“ After this interval, I felt sure that the aphides would want to excrete. I watched them for some time through a lens, but not one exereted; I then tickled and stroked them with a hair in the same manner, as well as I could, as the ants do with their antenna; but not one exereted.”

What a scientist-y thing to do 😔