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She says “Aaron Olson” (full first and last) way too much for being in the middle of fucking someone.
— Feb 19, 2026 05:45PM
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Melanie
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““My version of the American dream …” he says after finishing a bite, “is rooted in health. Our society doesn’t value their health at all.” He chuckles to himself. “Hot take, I know. But health is wealth, as they say. That’s what I like about the bar. I’m moving around. I’m standing. I’d go crazy if I sat in a chair all day.””
🙄 ick. Very MAHA-coded. Not it for me.
— Feb 19, 2026 05:43PM
🙄 ick. Very MAHA-coded. Not it for me.
Melanie
is on page 43 of 118
““Eggs Benedict and grapefruit juice for me.” Sarah smiles.”
wowwwww, grapefruit juice, what a flex #iykyk
— Feb 19, 2026 05:46AM
wowwwww, grapefruit juice, what a flex #iykyk

