Julie’s Reviews > Wrecked > Status Update

“Oh no. It definitely happened. And it’ll happen again. And again.”
“What about fate’s big fuck you?” I tease.
“While fate’s fucking me over, I might as well fuck you.”

Damn straight😂😂

I move to grab my thong off the floor, but he beats me to it. “Give that back.” “I’ve grown rather fond of them. Get another pair.”

😂😂😂

“Let me get dressed.” I check him out again. By all means, please don’t.

She’s just as bad as him😂😂

“Let me get dressed.” I check him out again. By all means, please don’t.

She’s just as bad as him😂

Because someone has to help you fix your terrible sleep cycle. No more bullshit about sleeping with all the lights on. All self-respecting adults use cool F1 night-lights nowadays.
P.S. If some paparazzi posts a photo of me buying this crap and says I’m afraid of the dark, I might lose my shit.
P.P.S. It was totally worth the risk to my manhood.

Awww no way!!!

Jax Kingston stole a piece of my heart, and I’m not sure if I’ll ever get it back. And worse, I don’t know if I want it.

🥺🥺❤️

“We can never be friends, can we?”
“No. Spending time around you, wanting more from you than a quick fuck—that’s the reason fate is cruel.”

“You’re the biggest ‘fuck you’ from fate. But it’s not because I dislike you. It’s because I’m terrified of what would happen if I stopped trying to avoid you.”

😭😭

“I love the storm clouds before the first drops fall. Love how the rain feels against my skin, and I love the way it smells. It’s so weird, but my favorite days are the gloomiest. And it teaches us how even the ugliest storms can lead to a rainbow at the end.”

Me too bb

“Okay, well, I bought you shit to make it through your bad day, so hopefully you’re in the mood for Reese’s Pieces.” If she doesn’t come out for that, then she needs to be rushed to the nearest hospital because she has to be dying.

😂😂😂

“What happened to no touching? It’s a rule.”
Touching her sparks a gush of possessiveness.
“Be a rule breaker with me.”

I love them omg