Claire’s Reviews > I Capture the Castle > Status Update
Claire
is finished
so the dad ended up fucking writing house of leaves lmaoooo I'm dead genuinely wtf is the plot of this book
read this for the prompt abt a story set in a castle it was gna be dracula at first but the library ran out of copies so I slogged my way through 500 pages of wtv this was
— Feb 19, 2026 02:10PM
read this for the prompt abt a story set in a castle it was gna be dracula at first but the library ran out of copies so I slogged my way through 500 pages of wtv this was
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Claire
is 70% done
I think I've reached the part in the book that makes people hate it
— Feb 11, 2026 09:40AM
Claire
is 16% done
rlly thought "capture" meant in like... an active empowering sense not describing stuff oops
everyone in this book is a terrible person designed to ragebait me
— Feb 01, 2026 01:55PM
everyone in this book is a terrible person designed to ragebait me

