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Claire
Claire is finished
so the dad ended up fucking writing house of leaves lmaoooo I'm dead genuinely wtf is the plot of this book

read this for the prompt abt a story set in a castle it was gna be dracula at first but the library ran out of copies so I slogged my way through 500 pages of wtv this was
Feb 19, 2026 02:10PM
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Claire
Claire is 70% done
I think I've reached the part in the book that makes people hate it
Feb 11, 2026 09:40AM
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Claire
Claire is 50% done
girl stop leading that poor boy ON
Feb 06, 2026 10:57PM
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Claire
Claire is 16% done
rlly thought "capture" meant in like... an active empowering sense not describing stuff oops

everyone in this book is a terrible person designed to ragebait me
Feb 01, 2026 01:55PM
I Capture the Castle


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