Johanna’s Reviews > Elixir: A Parisian Perfume House and the Quest for the Secret of Life > Status Update

I only passed chemistry bc it was so math heavy 😭 I care about history and not science 😭

I love learning about history so much. Leading exerts out here like “this new soda invention is healthy! Just like cocaine 🥰🤩”

Academia is one of the only places that we still have true rivals in this world 😔

Well clearly u wouldn’t rather sweep the streets 🙄 it’s a job that needs to be done and they’d pay u and u literally have zero income 🙄 get a real job science boy 🙄

I do not have a scientific brain. I see light splitting and think “cool.” No how. No why. No conclusions. 😅

Barricades are actually why Paris got rebuilt with wide boulevards-the people in power didn’t want that to be possible again :/

I do NOT need more perfume🙅🏼‍♀️ but 👀 next time I’m in Germany I will be going to Köln to get me some 4711 perfume 👀💁🏼‍♀️ and when I wish Italy maybe I’ll hit up the monastery that made Catherine de Medici’s perfume too what then

The women swarming the people hoarding the soap and redistributing at a fair price is insanely based 🤩

“What would healthcare look like if available to all citizens?”
Well as an American two and a half centuries later, I’d love to find out 😭🥴🤡😭😭😫