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carolyn is 37% done

i’m not taking the threats to tear this family apart lightly

— Feb 17, 2026 02:01PM

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carolyn’s Previous Updates

carolyn is 78% done

girl i’m bored let’s go to therapy

— Feb 19, 2026 11:27PM

carolyn is 70% done

— Feb 18, 2026 05:32PM

carolyn is 64% done

i’ll be staring out the window if you need me

— Feb 18, 2026 04:37PM

carolyn is 50% done

taking care of her when she’s sick and calling her baby without realizing it. this food is so fucking good lois.

— Feb 17, 2026 03:41PM

carolyn is 17% done

how do i get ford in a sexy firefighter catalog

— Feb 16, 2026 12:57AM

carolyn is 4% done

me reading another cozy romance. nobody is shocked!

— Feb 13, 2026 11:51PM

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