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Kelsey is 38% done

girl do NOT go to the broadway show with her husband while wearing her old sexy dresses jesus christ

— Feb 17, 2026 08:13AM

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Kelsey is 89% done

girl just call the police !

— Feb 17, 2026 01:52PM

Kelsey is 83% done

aaaand we're back with the fake brooklyn accent

— Feb 17, 2026 01:27PM

Kelsey is 70% done

ahhhhh he's literally just obsessed with his mommy

— Feb 17, 2026 12:35PM

Kelsey is 40% done

nah ofc this man is fucked up...nina also gaslighty and crazy but....this man definitely messed up

— Feb 17, 2026 10:54AM

Kelsey is 40% done

no theres definitely something wrong with him

— Feb 17, 2026 08:21AM

Kelsey is 40% done

either bro REALLY needs a break from his wife or there's something seriously wrong with him

— Feb 17, 2026 08:18AM

Kelsey is 27% done

"I've got to show them that I'm not a lazy American" this book takes place on long island...

— Feb 17, 2026 07:29AM

Kelsey is 11% done

— Feb 17, 2026 06:26AM

Kelsey is on page 11 of 329

1. i wouldnt be a good main character bc i would not have accepted that damn job omg
2. that b did NOT mention the peanut butter for sure

— Feb 17, 2026 06:25AM

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