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MM Suarez
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"Vincent, listen to me carefully. There is something down here. I don’t know what it is, but it’s big, and I don’t think it’s human.” “Pendergast, don’t play with me. Not now.” “Vincent, I’m entirely serious. That isn’t the bad news. The bad news is, it may be headed your way.”🙊
— Feb 17, 2026 07:11AM
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MM Suarez
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“It was lonely,” said Frock, “lonely and lost. Traveling four thousand miles from its jungle home, following the trail of the last remaining specimens of the precious plants that kept it alive and free from pain."
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MM Suarez
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"It was eating him,” said Cuthbert, “eating the brains. Just eating and eating."
— Feb 17, 2026 05:04PM
MM Suarez
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"My God,” said Frock. “It’s seven o’clock. We must warn them. Margo, we must stop this opening. Otherwise, we might as well be ringing the dinner bell."😥
— Feb 16, 2026 02:28PM
MM Suarez
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"Sample LA-33 Summary: Sample conclusively identified as Homo Gekkopiens, common name Gecko-man..."😮😵
— Feb 15, 2026 07:18AM
MM Suarez
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"At that moment a shape suddenly hurtled at them from the darkness, and there were two stunning blasts from the shotguns, two flashes of light accompanied by deafening roars."🙈
— Feb 14, 2026 09:00AM
