Joycee’s Reviews > Always Be My Banshee > Status Update

Did you know the Pope Lick monster is half man, half goat, half sheep? How does that math even work?

It figures it would finally be Kentucky that blew the magie secret. I lived in a town there literally called Oddville.

Sort of spoiler: good thing Bonita hesitated about going out with Walt!

Zed to Brandon: I’ve officially adopted that one.

Cordelia: He rubbed spit on my forehead. I don’t think the state will accept that.

Zed: It’s Louisiana. You never know.

That’s still an issue?

Yea. Psychic powers don’t go away when you get older, like acne.

Mail was a problem for people who moved constantly. So a longstanding practice among carnies was to use the offices of American Amusements Magazine (AAM) as their mailing address. The trade magazine staff was kind enough to forward the addressee’s mail along the carnival’s planned route.

… in her best imitation of a carnival talker - never “barker”, that was an offensive misnomer …

Man the f#ck up. You are gonna be a good daddy because you want to be. Everything else can be figured out with a good how-to video on YouTube.

Don’t endanger your access to this ice cream.

I ordered my sundae with bananas. It’s practically a salad.

You were a carny?

No. Carnies travel with the carnival. I was a showman - the talent.

“Mind palace” - complex method of memory enhancement … any self-respecting half-hermit Sherlock fan knew about it