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Mattie
is 81% done
“When I say I’m still in love with you, I mean the first time I saw you and right now. I mean every second in between.” NO ONE HAS EVER YEARNED HARDER!!!!
— 3 hours, 12 min ago
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Mattie’s Previous Updates
Mattie
is 80% done
Again?
Still.
THE TECTONIC PLATES SHIFTED WHEN JESSICA J WROTE THIS
— 10 hours, 53 min ago
Still.
THE TECTONIC PLATES SHIFTED WHEN JESSICA J WROTE THIS
Mattie
is 75% done
“Saying goodbye to the era that shaped me, yes, but starting a new one that’ll watch me grow.” THIS IS THE SWEETEST TORTURE
— 12 hours, 1 min ago
Mattie
is 72% done
“But my body recognizes the person it loves most” hey so Jessica quick question WHAT THE HELL!!?????
— 12 hours, 51 min ago
Mattie
is 63% done
“You can be messy. A disaster, if you need to. The people who love you will accept every single piece of it, I promise you.” JESSICA I AM SENDING YOU MY THERPY BILL
— 14 hours, 16 min ago
Mattie
is on page 63 of 390
“You can be messy. A disaster, if you need to. The people who love you will accept every single piece of it, I promise you.” JESSICA I AM SENDING YOU MY THERAPY BILL
— 14 hours, 17 min ago
Mattie
is starting
“Fuck, the way I’ve wanted you,” he breathes against my mouth. “I don’t know how anyone can look at me and not see it.” SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
— 23 hours, 29 min ago
Mattie
is 55% done
“Peach. It really is my favorite flavor.” *Uncle Jesse voice* HAVE MERCYYYYYYY
— Feb 10, 2026 07:40PM
Mattie
is 54% done
“I love it when you beg, Georgia. You never ask for anything.” MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!!!
— Feb 10, 2026 07:39PM
Mattie
is 53% done
“This is going to mean something to me” weird way to say this is going to mean EVERYTHING!
— Feb 10, 2026 06:59PM
Mattie
is 52% done
“I wasn’t asleep. Not even five percent.” Y’ALL MIND IF I CRASH OUT!????
— Feb 10, 2026 04:42PM
