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I feel pretty sorry for Jamie too, because I would have had so much to chat about with her - and if she can't find a guy at least polite enough to handle the "murdery" side of her, then she need to keep looking. 😂
— Feb 11, 2026 02:36AM
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Maria
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Welcome to the realisation I had about 4000 pages ago, Jamie! 🤣
— Feb 12, 2026 06:33AM
Maria
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A venue meant to house 200 guests and not A SINGLE EMERGENCY EXIT??? 🤣
— Feb 11, 2026 03:44AM
