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Alysa
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First and possibly only instance of Legolas and Frodo speaking in the books: Legolas sings him a lil song about Nimrodel and Amroth. Frodo says nothing, could not care less.
— Feb 07, 2026 03:57PM
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Alysa
is on page 543 of 1178
Helm’s Deep checkpoint 📍 Legolas and Gimli’s book bromance is so much more bromancey than I remember it being
— Feb 25, 2026 12:29PM
Alysa
is on page 398 of 1178
End of the first book. I used to skip all the songs, but now I look forward to them.
“I sit beside the fire and think
of people long ago
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.
But all the while I sit and think
of times there were before,
I listen for returning feet
and voices at the door.”
— Feb 08, 2026 05:54PM
“I sit beside the fire and think
of people long ago
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.
But all the while I sit and think
of times there were before,
I listen for returning feet
and voices at the door.”
Alysa
is on page 270 of 1178
Tolkien: “The Council of Elrond was super long, we don’t have to go through it word for word” *proceeds to drop 15k words worth of HEAVY lore and it was, in fact, almost word for word*
— Feb 04, 2026 10:58AM
Alysa
is on page 146 of 1178
I would die for Tom Bombadil and his obese pony Fatty Lumpkin
— Jan 28, 2026 10:36PM
Alysa
is on page 108 of 1178
Fatty Bolger was 🤏this🤏 close to being in the Fellowship
— Jan 27, 2026 10:26PM
