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ej :)
is on page 370 of 400
i love olive describing demisexuality but not quite labeling herself. make your way out of the closet eventually babes, please.
ALSO I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'LL SAY IT AGAIN A MAN THAT YEARNS IS A MAN THAT EARNS
— Feb 06, 2026 02:59PM
ALSO I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'LL SAY IT AGAIN A MAN THAT YEARNS IS A MAN THAT EARNS
ej :)
is on page 358 of 400
"i just want her to be safe. and happy. and to have what she needs." hey buddy so that is called being in love with somebody.
— Feb 06, 2026 02:50PM
ej :)
is on page 326 of 400
ADAM CARLSON I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING ACTUALLY
— Feb 06, 2026 02:33PM
ej :)
is on page 297 of 400
if this is a third act breakup, i am throwing my freaking phone.
— Feb 06, 2026 02:09PM
ej :)
is on page 278 of 400
that whole moment read like it came straight out of a quinton tarantino script. ew.
— Feb 06, 2026 02:02PM
ej :)
is on page 265 of 400
A 👏🏽 MAN 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 YEARNS 👏🏽 IS 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 MAN 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 EARNS 👏🏽
— Feb 06, 2026 01:55PM
ej :)
is on page 258 of 400
if a man ever reassures my anxiety of how much i want him by placing my hand over his erection, i am going to punch him. that is icky, i'm not sorry.
— Feb 06, 2026 01:49PM
ej :)
is on page 242 of 400
so it's been a while since i watched a fast and furious movie, but tokyo drift did give us an iconic song so it's definitely up there. maybe not the best movie, but pretty good.
also, why do they know what foot tastes like. why do we keep saying things taste like foot. you shouldn't know what that tastes like.
— Feb 04, 2026 12:36PM
also, why do they know what foot tastes like. why do we keep saying things taste like foot. you shouldn't know what that tastes like.
ej :)
is on page 231 of 400
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— Jan 25, 2026 01:22AM
