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Salem is 69% done

emery try not to bring up sex in every conversation challenge go!

— Feb 04, 2026 04:54AM

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Salem’s Previous Updates

Salem is 62% done

this reminds me of “Learn Your Limits” and i’m PISSED

— Feb 03, 2026 08:04AM

Salem is 61% done

they’re all so annoying i’m sorry

— Feb 02, 2026 01:55PM

Salem is 58% done

wow emery pisses me off

— Feb 02, 2026 01:11AM

Salem is 55% done

can teresa and emerys dad just fucking piss off

— Feb 01, 2026 07:13AM

Salem is 46% done

what the fuck is the wife doing tryna play pimp

— Feb 01, 2026 12:21AM

Salem is 44% done

holy speed run why is everything going so fast and i’m not even half way

— Jan 31, 2026 11:12PM

Salem is 41% done

abe has like 200 nicknames for emery like just pick 2 and leave it at that

— Jan 31, 2026 10:06PM

Salem is 35% done

WHAT THE FUCK

— Jan 31, 2026 01:35PM

Salem is 35% done

NO NO NO

— Jan 31, 2026 01:34PM

Salem is 31% done

abe being mad about emery’s job is insane

— Jan 31, 2026 01:04PM

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