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“‘So I’m a paper sack with a heart of gold.’ ‘You could be a three-course balanced meal with a cute little Hostess dessert, and it wouldn’t matter.’”
— Feb 01, 2026 11:32AM
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Madison K.
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“I feel like Belle in the beginning of Beauty and the Beast, walking around with a shit-eating grin, greeting everyone like it’s the first day of the rest of my life.”
— Feb 03, 2026 01:35PM
Madison K.
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“‘At five in the morning?’ she say sunnily. ‘I’d rather eat aluminum foil.’”
— Feb 02, 2026 08:07PM
Madison K.
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“If a person lets you down, it’s time to reconsider what you’re asking of them.”
— Feb 01, 2026 11:43AM
